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NUCLEAR FUSION Set (Dark French Roast)

NUCLEAR FUSION Set (Dark French Roast)

Regular price $120.95 USD
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What a BLAST!

If you crave your coffee like a reactor craves uranium—strong, volatile, and ready to power up your day—then Nuclear Fusion is about to go BOOM in your mug! This 12oz bag of *high-voltage* beans delivers a Dark French Roast that’ll detonate on your taste buds with its bittersweet, toasty flavor, finishing as explosively as a meltdown (in the best way possible). Expect radioactive hints of cocoa and toasted nuts that’ll make your brain buzz like a Geiger counter! Sourced straight from the thermal hotspots of South America, this blend is ideal for brewing in your drip coffee maker, French press, or even your old-school percolator (for when you're feeling vintage mad scientist). Whether you're a whole bean *reactor* or a ground bean *particle accelerator*, we’ve got your fission covered.

  • Roasted in the USA  
  • Ethically and sustainably sourced through B Corp certified suppliers  
  • Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines  
  • Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion of joy. Ships only to the United States and Canada (missiles not included)

The Mug

Warm up with a cozy cuppa in your premium print-quality ceramic coffee mug. Personalize it with a photo and name to make that "aaahhh!" moment even more delightful. It’s BPA and Lead-free, microwave & dishwasher-safe, and crafted from durable white ceramic in an 11-ounce size.

The Socks

The 200 needle knit crew socks made from 58% Recycled Polyester, 22% Nylon, 15% Cotton, and 5% Elastane—basically, the ultimate in sock comfort! Designed to be a true one-size-fits-most (yep, even Bigfoot up to Men’s size 12 U.S.).

The Blanket

Our 50"x60" plush velveteen blanket is perfect for curling up with that perfect cuppa. Customize it with a one-sided print to add your personal touch. Care tips: No dry cleaning; no ironing; tumble dry on low heat, and no bleaching. Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F).

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