NUCLEAR FUSION Coffee (Dark French Roast)

If you crave your coffee like a reactor craves uranium—strong, volatile, and ready to power up your day—then Nuclear Fusion is about to go BOOM in your mug! This 12oz bag of *high-voltage* beans delivers a Dark French Roast that’ll detonate on your taste buds with its bittersweet, toasty flavor, finishing as explosively as a meltdown (in the best way possible). Expect radioactive hints of cocoa and toasted nuts that’ll make your brain buzz like a Geiger counter! Sourced straight from the thermal hotspots of South America, this blend is ideal for brewing in your drip coffee maker, French press, or even your old-school percolator (for when you're feeling vintage mad scientist). Whether you're a whole bean *reactor* or a ground bean *particle accelerator*, we’ve got your fission covered.

• Roasted in the USA
• Ethically and sustainably sourced through B Corp certified suppliers
• Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
• Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion of joy. Ships only to the United States and Canada (missiles not included)